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======================================================== This is the eflyer for Pushca's next London Party. If you can see this text then your email client has blocked the image with all the info on. Please use the link above to view it correctly or go to www.pushca.com ======================================================== Pushca* Presents A Night at the ASHCUP CLINIC Dear Madame Pushca* Thank you for your recent enquiry regarding checking in with us. We recognise how hard the decision to start facing up to your addictions must be. I’m sure we will be able to assist you in your rehabilitation and put you on the road to recovery. You mention in your voicemail that you are addicted to partying and the good life. Could you be a little more specific so we cold best tailor the treatments to your particular needs? You also mentioned that you may have friends joining you for your stay. Although we at Ashcup do not actively encourage group therapy sessions we will of course do our best to accommodate. I can confirm we have made a provisional reservation for September 29th. Please find attached a list of all of our therapies and activities available during your stay. We recommend booking in as soon as possible to avoid any disappointment. All bookings include luxury coach pick ups and drop offs from central London to further ease your passage. We look forward to seeing you in September and should you need any further assistance please feel free to contact us on 0871 711 0007. Mallory Evans Patient Liaison The Ashcup Clinic -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 nights stay with luxury coach transfer. 9pm till 6am. (late checkout may be available upon request). £30+bf. Click here to reserve. 30 minute Jacuzzi session for up to 6 people. Bottle of champagne served as you overlook the pool from the indoor gazebo. £90+bf Intimate massage by our overly qualified masseurs of international fame and fortune. This service is included in your stay. Please click here to book an appointment. Water aerobics sessions. Make sure you take advantage of our amazing water aerobics instructor. This service is included in your stay. Please click here to book an appointment. Personal 1 on 1 therapy sessions. Find the time to sit down, relax and then fully explore your deepest and most intimate emotions. Our counsellors are second to none and have years of experience in treating weirdos like you. This service is included in your stay. Please click here to book an appointment. VIP rooms are also available at the Ashcup Clinic. We have 3 VIP suites available for up to 5 people. A minimum spend of £500 is required for each suite per night. Click here to make a reservation. Eat away your troubles at our fantastic poolside BBQ. Orders will be taken on the night. But for fucks sake, I’m losing the it…what shall I wear? Do not think Doctors or Nurses… Anyone who enters The Ashcup clinic automatically becomes a patient… Pick your favourite celebrity who’s been in rehab: Amy Winehouse Britney Spears Lindsey Lohan Kate Moss Pete Doherty Robbie Williams Robert Downey Jnr Madame Pushca Dr Reneece ETC Or think Patients; Mental Patients Failed 80’s rock stars/ 80’s TV stars Straight jackets/Padded cells Make-up overdose addicts The dazed and the confused Care in the community Clinical Cases Fashion overdose addicts Build your own twisted version. Include overdosing on your hair, make-up and fashion addictions. For lazy patients who can only make excuses regarding dress code, you should follow a strict white attire with a splash of blood. If you have any queries or questions then please do not hesitate to get in contact with Alexyi through the website. We’ve started putting together a small collection of one-off pieces of merchandising based around our themes, concepts and all things glamorous. Items include, hats, bags and other customized pieces. Bespoke items can be ordered with sufficient notice. PLEASE FOLLOW THE RULES AND IDEAS REGARDING DRESS CODE AS WE WONT ACCEPT ANY EXCUSES… *NOTE, we are the professionals and you are the patients. Any patients posing as professional Ashcup staff will be sectioned upon arrival. **NOTE, failure to make any kind of effort will result in refusal of entry. ====================================================== Tickets available from www.clubtickets.com ======================================================